doujinshi:

cruciphix:

cruciphix:

A wasp flew out of the recycling bin and brushed against my lip 😭

And yet…I can’t stop thinking about him…

who? the wasp?? ??? ???

metradell-vyorei:

quackmom:

Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.”

“I don’t know your name but I know how many dicks you’ve sucked and seen your asshole, you said you were feeling sad so I wanted to check in on you”

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball